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Crazy Joe is a friend of mine. He is call "crazy" because this one time he
was fired from being a head-chef at a 2-star restaraunt because his dishes were too
full of bugs & dirt. He set upon the task of cleaning them with water, soap and a few toxins. It was only after he was done that he discovered
that he could fly!
Admittedly this was only for the brief period between leaping off the building and landing heavily on the sidewalk below, but hey it was still impressive. To further highlight his superpowers, he'd often stride about town wearing his
emotions on his sleeve and his spleen stapled to his trousers. The townsfolk have decided to vote him Mayor, and if it weren't for the fact that he's actually a peanut cleverly carved to look like a man, he'd make a damn good leader.
