As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a

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As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a a boy on his tricycle wheeled up shrieking "eeyaaeeyaa" sounding just like a siren! The ambulance that followed closely behind was going fast and the boy was out of the driver's line of vision. The boy didn't stand a chance. Two accidents at one sc ene is something that just has to be a bad omen. Like when you put a film on and it's either in German or German subtitles show up and you can't make them go away. My life seems to be a catalogue of bad luck. The other day, I fell apart. Right in the middle of the supermarket. It was so embarrassing. Bits of me strewn all across the aisle. The poor assistants didn't know whether to sweep me up or call an ambulance. In the end the manager decided it would probably be best to go to the toilet before everyone realised it was too late. Poo.