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I remember the day my childhood died. I try not to, but it's hard to forget the unholy sight of Father Christmas naked from the waist down, in bed with
a full roast chicken dinner being eaten without utensils. It was definitely odd, but I liked new adventures. So I reached in and grabbed a
pineapple upside down cake with
upside down pineapples. Of course, those weren't necessary if you were making it in Australia (or for North American readers, Japan). Over there, right way up pineapples would do. So I guess there are some advantages to
being a normal human being with proper brain function and 4 working limbs. It was a struggle to exist in this
cruel, cruel world
