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As the sky began to fall...
onto Chicken Little, who was soon squashed into big nugget. We stuck him in the deep fryer and ravenously ate him up, dousing him in Ranch Dressing. After we finished dining, we hopped onto
our chairs and put some music on. We started dancing like metal tools and drank some iced alcoholic tea till
my bladder got really full and I peed in my pants. My inebriated friends looked at me and
shook their heads in mute disbelief. They expected so much more of me. So, to win back their trust and admiration, I bought them all
a round of beers and a box of Joe Louis.
