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One day I was eating bacon and I saw a
pig named Wilber you know the cute lil guy from Charlotte's web? He was just
a pig caught in a web wasn't he...and that drasted spider kept probing him with one of those tools the aliens left behind when they taught babe to speak...that was such a laugh when
the rest of the movie audience was sobbing their hearts out. It was highly inappropriate, much like
that time at the zoo with the orangutans. And I'm *still* paying for that out of every check! What else might
be had this evening? It's anyone's guess. And, so I forged ahead into the netherworld with my rubber boots and dull knife.
