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Since when did this 'invite' option slow down the makings of pure genius on this sentence game....it is such a bore waiting for the next person to type away in hope of more people logging on *sigh* I think I will kill myself ...with a gun loaded with
fingerling potatoes & cloves of garlic & believe if you got hit with anyone of those suckers it hurt like hell & the smell was
cranberry. At least I think it was cranberry. Coulda been boysenberry. I don't know berries. Anyway, I think
I could do a lot better if I just buckled down and picked the juiciest berries and sold them for a fortune to the
pirates, but pirates don't like really bad eggs, only rum. So they became offended by the smell emanating from my body. They drew their swords and began to threaten me. I knew the only way to stop them from killing me was
the space between their knives and my throat. My neck was pretty... I had to offer it up for the sake of the children. It was my duty.
