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The Sentence Game

©The Goat and his Boiled Chairman - Nov 2011 announcement

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It was just after six when, suddenly, and without warning, I shat both my eyes out. I groped around on the floor trying to find them but there was no hope of ever seeing again. Patriotic as I am, when I found out about Philip Oakeys collection of crab orifice pictures and second hand octopus remains . \'Surely you mean eighth hand?\' quipped Roland Gift. His lightening wit was known for miles around. No one chuckled though. A young chap asked, \'what does FYC stand for?\' 'You had better consult with the bishop' the reply came 'only he knows how to correctly address a hamster in receipt of Grumpkin'. And with that Dororthy appeared, albeit slightly naked, but with fervour and gusto for her new found position as head suppervisor of helmet sandpapering - yes these helmets would learn their lesson now
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the butcher Harold Bishop Why hasn't this been made into a video yet? Thu, 19 Oct 06 01:42:58 PM
the butcher thos_thom The powers that be decalare that it should remain in textual format. Should this monstrosity ever become \\\'vide\\\' then perhaps the world would heat and the seas froth and the teacups shatter and the t-shirts burn. Mine are big enough already, it\\\'s not worth the risk. Fri, 20 Oct 06 04:25:09 AM
the butcher acidgop that is some big words thos_thom, not even I understand it Fri, 20 Oct 06 09:07:24 AM
the butcher thos_thom Good. Neither do I. Perhaps we should test this theory. Allow me to build a bunker then video this puppy. Fri, 20 Oct 06 09:28:15 AM
the butcher acidgop mmm i wonder what the crab orrifices would look like in the movie Fri, 20 Oct 06 09:52:20 AM
the butcher thos_thom I have a feeling that 'on film' "crab orrifices" would have the appearance of hot jazz. Transindental. Fri, 20 Oct 06 11:50:23 AM
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