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How many chuck's would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck
a shit load of wood if he really wanted to. But don't you think the wood chuck is tired of hearing the same old rhyme about him. I mean, can't people come up with something new about the wood chuck like,
why do enjoy all this chucking? Wouldn't it be nicer to stay at home with Mrs. Chuck with a couple od DVD's and lime soda? If I was a wood chuck
with severe mental retardation, which meant that I could only chuck about 1/3 the wood that a regularly-abled woodchuck would be able to chuck. That minor issue aside,
there was no reason why he couldn't make it through to the Majors. After all, he had a good arm on him! And endurance. Sooner or later the wood would get the better of him though, just like when Grampa Elmer
showed us the 'pull my finger trick'... such fond memories! *sigh*
