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The Sentence Game

©The Goat and his Boiled Chairman - Nov 2011 announcement

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Emily had the urge, but not the neccessary limbs, for extreme kayaking, so she began caressing the rough brown edges of her pony's sphincter, pausing occasionally to drop a little spittle in the crevass. Now there was sufficient lubrication, the sleigh could easily pass through his cock without any pain. Almost. He screamed until his anus evaporated into a strange mist-like substance. But then he realised his remaining arse cherry needed eating before his Mama returned to check his well-worn crevass. Martin on the other had felt compelled to auction his gran to a group of deformed adult strangers, this he thought would
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thegit thos_thom let me see if i get this right: "bum?" Tue, 17 Jan 06 05:39:35 AM
thegit mr stenwence damn, this gets 17??!! come on, sort out this scoring you bunch of lavatory bowls Tue, 17 Jan 06 06:11:00 AM
thegit acidgop i agree Tue, 10 Oct 06 08:02:14 AM
thegit aBnOrMaLiTiEs Shite. Sat, 09 Dec 06 06:40:36 PM
thegit creamy What did Martin think the deformed adults would do to his gran? Thu, 19 Apr 07 02:06:55 PM
thegit thegit \'this he thought would enable him to buy her some dark glasses the size of an elephant (which also means shape of an elephant, apparently).\' Obvious, isn\'t it? Thu, 19 Apr 07 03:15:41 PM
thegit creamy oblivious more like, was it african or asian? Thu, 19 Apr 07 03:23:57 PM
thegit thegit It was from Bedford. Thu, 19 Apr 07 05:00:05 PM
thegit Brogel My nan's from Bedford, maybe they've met. Wed, 25 Apr 07 04:11:26 AM
thegit 541600523 it's not even completed and the story was crap. Sun, 29 Jul 07 04:47:14 PM
thegit 503955083 This is soooooooooooo funny. I was laughin my head oof Sat, 08 Sep 07 10:22:36 PM
thegit 678218800 hahahaha oh my god...Jesus on ice what was that? o0 Mon, 22 Oct 07 06:32:44 PM
thegit CrankyPoodler Oh my god! I laughed until I drooled Thu, 17 Jan 08 06:32:49 PM
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