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Humans like cheese! It is a statistically proven fact, just as surely as
day becomes night and night becomes day... so a peanut is a peanut. and with that we can conclude that the
gases that cause global warming could also be causing cancer, ufo sightings, and those ugly
giant green moths! They get into the curtains and when you splate them they ooze this
lovely lemon yellow ointment that I've heard can be applied to open wounds and deer fly bites but you can only do this after midnight. There are a few sideffects such as
being an absolute twat! well maybe I should have read the piece of paper that came in the box.
