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I just always seem to be doing and saying the wrong thing! take last night, I was at this party, talking to this hot blonde and I said
"can you please tell me if there is a bathroom around here?" I'm afraid my daughter has had an accident and needs to be
taught not to pee in his pants. Really that is not to much to expect from a
middle-aged playboy who fancies walking around his condo in his underwear, or worse, picking up his mail from the main lobby only wearing his
socks. Now how was he going to explain this to his wife?
He held his tie up to the light. Would she be able to make out the lipstick or not? Surely she had this colour in her makeup bag and he wouldn't have to worry about it. He took off the tie and tossed it into the laundry basket and crawled into bed.
