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The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there looking very smug, dressed in Armani morning-wear. Kinda like evening wear, but, well, different. At least his mother liked it, everyone else made excuses to go to the pie eating competition and I could feel my stomach getting bigger as I kept eating and my pants getting tighter as I ate every last one of the children. That will teach them for being so greedy and eating all my Jaffa Cakes which I had squandered in my room for the purpose of keeping them away from that Harley davidson gang with the pink helmets. Luckily no one noticed and everyone had sweet dreams that night.
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572515608 514828202 lmao! Thu, 16 Aug 07 10:59:50 AM
572515608 566626182 hahahahahaha! Thu, 16 Aug 07 11:44:10 AM
572515608 514828202 my son's not very happy with me for writing about eating children lol... Thu, 16 Aug 07 12:42:30 PM
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