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The sacred act of 'pulling the plonker' is still popular as is 'tugging the todger'..I of course
got carried away, as usual, and tugged a whole badger from my trumpet. To be sure, it was
smeared across the dogs back and the fur blow dried with a mackarel flavoured reverse hoover. Suddenly,
the hydrogen bomb from whence he came exploded! The crater was highly revered by many members of the Ryan Seacrest fanclub. We hadn't any time to prepare for the gala and ended up wearing
buttockless leather trousers. Later they discovered that such trousers were really intended for pepole who infact had noo buttocks, however
as a consolation the courts gave him an injunction against Gary Wilmot, preventing Gary from being within 60cm and holding his buttocks appart whilst taunting him with chants such as 'fiinders keepers', 'open sesame' and the like.
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