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Martin had always fernevtly denied that he was a
homosexual. This was not a very convincing denial given that his living room was decorated with Julie Garland memorobilia and he has been to see Erasure on tour every year since 1987. Still, at the West Surrey rotarians he was still known as 'straight bob
' at least in more polite circles. However crass he tried to be, he still couldn't convince local parents to 'lend' him their
houses for a few days. The plan was set in motion. Now there was nothing anyone could do to stop him, except maybe
to shout manically at young large breasted maidens from Saffron Walden
who presented the Pope with a charming party-size thyroid in a velvet-lined presentation case. It was lovely.
Harold Bishop
Ray Reardon
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