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The Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says
"Welcome to my lair, my little friend. Perhaps you would enjoy a little game of tag.
Only they took it quite literally and began sticking tags to eachother until they were covered in them and looked like walking notice boards and
walking lampposts. It was kinda freaky, like a weird cheese-dream, but also somewhat pleasurable
especially when it included ham and pineapple pizza which he liked to smear across his chest and down his
pants where the lone sock sat.
