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You just can't find good help these days. I searched the local papers because she needed help with
the orange she was trying to peel, it was a difficult little bugger when she finally got the skin off she
mashed it up into a puree ond smeared it all over her face and covered her eyes with cucumber. This face pack was
the best she'd ever used, it left her skin feeling fresh, smooth, and smelling of
raw fish with maybe a hint of seaweed. I quite liked it, in a strange erotic way. It reminded me of
the time a squirell broke in to my house and ran off with my brand new oven gloves.
