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Bernard shuffled into the bathroom, rope in hand. His wife had left him for another woman and, despite the few weeks the three of them had spent together exploring their wilder sides, he knew that she was a real animal. She liked to grab hold of his ears and pull him closer for a serious talking to, although it was evident he was just being cheeky because he liked the way it made her run away... just like those cartoons when a shape is left in the wall... that's how fast she left! It was quite funny! She ran and ran and when she got to that point where she felt safe, she lowered her pants and pulled a moon at the preacher who wasn't too impressed. They were banned from church from that day forth.
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523210139 523210139 ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL !!! Wed, 22 Aug 07 05:21:15 PM
523210139 514828202 OMG!! hahahahaha!! almost peed myself! haha! Wed, 22 Aug 07 05:28:06 PM
523210139 569646158 It's absolutely amazing what can turn out of almost random ramblings Wed, 22 Aug 07 11:06:52 PM
523210139 677341995 I just read this and nearly peed myself!!!! Fri, 08 Aug 08 07:32:27 PM
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