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So you bite a chump and you forget to eat his brains just _one_ single time - next thing you're accused of discrimination. .. Zombies shouldn't
be denied their god given rights, their freedom to roam. People have to be responsible for their own welfare; buy a taser, get a guard dog, do something... but stop blaming the Zombies!
They're sweet, innocent Godly creatures, just like you and me; the only special thing about them
was the molten lava coloured halos that circled them wherever they went. It was hard to miss them in a crowd,
they always stood out, what with the flashing lights coming out of their ears and their
navels. The ones with innie navels found that they collected a lot of fluff inadvertently in them, while the outies could have loads of fun bouncing tiddlywinks off them, onto the floor.
