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Happy the Clown wasn't very happy at all. In fact, deep down inside he felt like he was dying of sadness.
Tessa was his world but his grandmother thought she was too bitter for his taste but
luckily he had a stash of peppermints in his back pocket which would
invalidate all hopes of ascending to the Papacy.
Quite an ambitious plan, because they'd never before been a homosexual Pope, at least not one who wasn't even Catholic. With the possible exception of Pope Innocent, who
wasn't a Pope at all, in fact he was the lead singer of a tortured boy band.
