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Far be it from me to behave in a lugubrious manner, but damn it, does this not strike you straight through your heart? That two people should be so
unlucky to have never met due to circumstances over which they have no control but yet they still believe they have
no recourse but to run about, chicken-head-offedly, the dining room table, smacking china-shop-bullishly into the cabinets with the fine porcelain and expensive
cutlery, and oh, aunt Henrietta's old set of napkins with embroidered flowers. Nobody cared about that anymore:
, not since the prices went up... well to be honest everything has changed. When I was a small boy I used to live next to the park downtown but there is no park anymore
, it's been bulldozed and concreted to make way for a Scientology headquarters and a place for a local amateur archery club to practice. Just don't tell either of them that they're sharing the same room.
