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I was once invited to a party where everyone had to wear a
ridiculous toupee. Mine was a 10 foot long blonde braided wig, which caused quite a stir, I can tell you! It all went wrong, though, when the local MP, Baldy McPherson, turned up hairless, and was summarily evicted. He swore vengeance, and was back wit
the vigour of a far younger man. His mind was sharp, and he lunged at
the food on the the table as he'd not eaten for 3 days
and three nights as a result of nationwide food shortages. No-one knew when the crisis was going to resolve itself, or if it was at all, but the common consensus was that a cartel of poker-playing Indian elephants were to blame. The elephants had a grudge
and remembered their tormentor well enough. They tracked him down and got him right where they wanted him. And it wasn't a nice place to be.
