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With my hand down my trousers, I screamed "I found it! It was there all along! Now I'll never go
to the lavatory again. Not since I became a 'member' of the royal family and they shoved a rake up my
drainpipe, but alas, the blockage was still prevalent. I don't understand why he didn't just use
lubricant? Or at least something tasty like chocolate mousse.
Yes indeed, why didn't we think of it before! We must smear it all over ourselves, the heavenly chocolate mousse! Then we must parade around the town centre and ask random strangers to lick it off, before we become contagious!
After choosing to not follow this advice, the story ended abruptly. The two frogs, the jazz drummer and Mr Jhonson all went back to tending their gardens.
euchrid
Ray Reardon
professor
angie
Tink
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