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Once upon a time, in a humble little country village, there lived a super cow. This cow had the super power to
rip the clothes off of passerbys while he was hiding in a dumpster, praying to the holy
garbage God, WTF he said why am I praying to a garbage God, where is my life going, what is the point
of leaving when I can stay? It's a sad, sad, love affair.
it all began when he saw the picture in the paper, he loved his wife but had strong feelings for
the old lady next door who made the best pb & jam sammy's.
