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"Hail Mary, full of grace...". That was about all she could remember from her religious education, so nobody could accuse her of being spiritual exactly. It's wasn't an obvious career step, from call-girl to nun, but she thought she's made the right
choice to wear black and white pajamas under her yellow underwear. Brangelina looked at eachother and Brad suggested they ask
Jennifer for some friendly advice. Naturally, Angelina was none too pleased
that Billy-Bob was on her doorstep, a-hollerin' like he's just been to a rodeo show in Texas. "If only he would get the message and leave me alone" she thought, then perhaps I could get my life together and work out whether I could be bothered getting
laid again. I'm already sore form the amount of shaftings I have recieved today. Not that I'm complaining, usually I have to beg for
forgiveness from the local priest who told me to say five hail Marys and all would be ok.
