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Isn't it depressing now that summer is nearly over, the thought of winter makes me want to run for the hills
and set up home with a family of hillbillies. I would change my name to billy bob and I would dress in
my jammies and slippers and curl up on the sofa watching the X Factor
and wishing I a life so I could stop watching this rubbish
and start watching some decent porn instead. I loved Jenna Jameson and wanted to
take a mold of her bits for a new line of sex toys.
