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the girl walked slowly by the angry dogs
whose job it was to paint the cats fuschia on tuesdays. Unfortunately, it was acrylic. That meant that wednesdays were filled with rubbing their kittens with pink erasers.
then the dogs came to eat up all the food.
All of it.
Every crumb and morsel.
Now what?
The lotus bloomed in the middle of the sandwhich after all."My god," said the sandwhich, "Did you even have to lick your fingers? It's not like you weren't ever gonna eat a..."
mouthful of THAT ever again. He made the sign of the cross and looked to the picture of Jesus crucified. HE wasn't killed from eating the entire bag of oreo doublestuffs... but i might be, he thought. He groaned, grabbed his appendix and collapsed ont
