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We had been 3 days without food and the cheap booze was wearing off
o my god i'm still on this f*****G island
where random acts of continuity cause me no end of grief. I mean, whats with all the bl**dy stars? If this was Britain we could say 'shitpants', 'triflejizz', 'analprobe' and 'cuntflaps' without. In fact, I do...
I do...I do do..do-do do dooo.
"Silence!" roared the magistrate, "I'll ahve none of that Bing Crosby nonsense in my court!" There was no way out she realised. This was it. The end. The finale and the black cap of execution. Unless, there was a chance. 'I am pregnant'
he murmered. Then, with a wry smile, "C'mon, everyone! The drinks are on me!" and with that we all wanked special brew into our mouths.
Big Vadge Madge
mashbash72
Crowfeeder
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