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Oh JOY! Paris Hilton harpooned repeatedly - on live TV - her guts spraying forth like a plasma hose - crowds cheer and laugh as her family beg them to stop - "Now THIS is entertainment!" Hershal exclaimed...
vigourously punching his own lunch.
Meanwhile, several hundred miles and service stations away, the dark waters of Loch Ness stirred to the current of something primordial. The sounds of lunch bashing has awakened its hunger for human flesh
and the odd tortilla chip - with extra spicy sauce, of course!
And a side order of rusty porridge!
But hey, what a few STD's between friends HUH?
Big Vadge Madge
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