Thats it I have had enough and I am off, off to find the wizard but not any old wizard the wonderful wizard of oz

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Thats it I have had enough and I am off, off to find the wizard but not any old wizard the wonderful wizard of oz . Well we would have, except MGM sued the pants off us. Not to mention the burly trustees Judy Garland's estate coming around to our place to beat us with strings of balls that are covered in chocolate syrup. Sometimes this can be mistaken as a cure for pulled finger muscles. However, beating us was like punching custard, his fists merely sank into our flabby bits causing no real aggravation. He looked on in confusion at our rippling hearts collided in the wall. Our brains were sucked by the ghost of a girl that one of our friends killed last summer. The memories of blood in the windshield flashes before your eyes like ... an exceptionally large goose, made of solid platinum, and wrapped in crinkly christmas papers.