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I shall now devote my life to becoming the greatest marksman this side of
the left buttock of a fat mans arse.
"Talk to me not of such things, for I am becoming vertically aroused" sang the bard.
Previously the situation had been punctuated with dreadful choreography and unfair exclaimations about the crusty state of Hershals trousers. He began to shout, "
How can I possibly be expected to play bridge with a herring on my head, you half-blind geriatric excuse for a lame donkey." It was then that Gerald remembered why he never invited his Uncle over for tea.
During his short stay we managed to wipe out three nations, castrate four pigs, sodomize a chicken and still have time for a game of Scrabble(c)!
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