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Weeeeee! Moooooo! Baaaaa! *glub* *glub* It was the sound of
exploding gerbils, something which a person could never tire of. It was a treat to see their little bodies tear asunder and scatter all over
Lake Titikaka. He wanted his ashes spread over a place with a funny name. Yes he was an odd duck. But then again most chartered accountants are a few tomatoes short of a thick sauce. (You would have to be). And not very smart either. About as sharp a
baseball bat. this was wehn i realized i could beat him in a trivia contest with one eye closed. then the moderator asked
"What is your problem?",
Your my problem bitch & with that I beat the shit outta the asshole & did a happy dance when I was done!
