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Sometimes I like to go out shopping with my grandma. The following is the kind of things we like to say to complete strangers we meet on the way.
To the land of liquid light an leeks.
"That reminds me of my time in Wales," said the General. "Had to kill hundred of the blighters. 'I'll give you some Welsh Rarebit' we shouted at them. Terrible war. We meant to invade Scotland, of course." The waitress came
forth screaching in delight 'WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PIMPLE AND A VICAR...?', and held her hands aloft awaiting the a response of the crowds... A bald man stood up and said "
Everybody in here has lost their mind except me." The room fell silent. Never before had a guest speaker broken the rules so flagrantly. They began to shout "
and roar vigourously into my sweaty anus whilst Grandma, clad in nothing but her 'Tarsan Style' Russle Grant mask, washed their shins with colgate toothpaste.
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