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And took a massive shit on small bird which died in the shit because it couldn't breathe
anymore. It was horrible. And on its damn birthday, too! This was the kind of day
people reminisce about when they get old. Sunny without being too hot, with a gentle breeze stirring the balmy air. What a shame that this idyll was shattered by
reality. dont you just hate when that happens? i mean, there you are having a pleasant enough day and wham! intrusion alert. what the
deuce? I checked the instruments, but they were all in order. Even the saxophone had been recently polished. This was no ordinary intruder. No. This was an OCD Invasion! There was only one thing to do...
call 911 and hope for the best.
