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Walking my dog in the park 1 day,I found a crisp £20 note..so I took it to the bank to invest.."this will change my life!"..The bank guy...
gave me all the money in the safe,
unfortunately it was monopoly money and pretty worthless perhaps buying me just 1 small thimble of wine
only enough for Tinkerbell to get drunk on.
unfortunately Tink is a real pisshead & currently attending AA meetings which is helping her to give up her job as a hooker
Sting and The Police showed up and sang, "Roxanne... you don't have to put on the red light, those days are over, you don't have to sell your body to the night!"
