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Once upon a time I met The Queen. I bowed and said "Ma'am" or some-such bollocks. She, however, leant forward and whispered into my ear, "Hello,
I've come to siphon off your buttocks and convert you kidney into a spleen".
I'll turn your face into a peice of pie!
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sodomy and the zoo are a bad combination. A good combination is
that of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. They are quite the perfect pairing. Mind you, anyone that met Mr Hyde took an instant disliking to him. He had developed a whole new concept in facial hair
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