After we made love he took a piece of chalk & made an outline of my body

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After we made love he took a piece of chalk & made an outline of my body against the wall, making me shudder to think of Rosie O'Donnell rolling around naked with a pig. I know - it's completely off the subject. But God...what a sight. After I woke up from that nightmare, but only to be greeted by the sight of Batman making out with Robin in my broom closet. They forgot to shut the door so I got a good view of Batman's armpit, not the most pleasant sight (or smell) to wake up to. I rolled over thinking fondly of the night of passion I had shared with the dark knight before that evening so it was quite a titillating experience for everyone. And no one more so than Robin when Batsy decided to show him his pointy ears trick which brought the evening to an explosive end.