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Baby, we can do all that we want, we can get nasty, freakeedeekee...
so why not come over and spank my monkee? I feel a fart comin so pull my pinkee...and that brings us back to freakeedeekee...
Man I'm so totally freaked out I need to move on to something a little calmer like
a cactus. Cactuses really ARE calm. What else can simply stand in the searing desert heat without water and not flinch? But today, calm wasn't on the agenda. I wanted some hot action instead so I
burnt down his home while his family slept. I laughed maniacally while waltzing down the street and stabbed a homeless guy in the head, these were fine nights, i thought to myself, and this was a particularly fine night to
take a long walk along the beach
