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One day, the Christmas elves decided they had had enough of working 24 hours a day in the lead up to Christmas, so they sat about plotting how to get out of doing all the work. They came up with a plan that involved stripping yourself and ur best friends dude and then making out that he was a celebrity chef when in fact he couldn't boil an egg! So I boiled an old sponge and tried to pass it off as meatloaf, but it didn't quite work. The texture was still quite spongy and wet in a way that made even the diabolical Sponge Bob Square Pants aroused. It made his square pants look like a tent, which scared the neighbours especially after seeing him running butt naked, willie flapping wildly screaming "YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
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625468586 677341995 HEHEHEHE!!! Mon, 17 Sep 07 07:21:08 AM
625468586 561141699 Thank you Paula, this is more like it!!! Mon, 17 Sep 07 08:02:19 AM
625468586 840895219 Nice work! Sat, 26 Apr 08 01:46:54 PM
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