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She looked down her shopping list, 'eggs, ham, smoked herring, tampons, vodka, milk...'. Normally she would be able to find these in her
horribly messy bedroom. As she cleaned it, she found
to her surprise, a nest of wasps
which was unfortunate, because she was allergic to wasps! To escape she needed to
use all of the skills that her granddaddy had taught her. She quickly collected up some wood, soap, pine cones, squirrils and chalk. Using this she constructed a
rather unusual, yet fashionable hat she could wear to the races on Saturday.
