I am limited in mind and talent, however I do have a wang to die for. It is indeed a thunderous beast and many a time I have used it to

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I am limited in mind and talent, however I do have a wang to die for. It is indeed a thunderous beast and many a time I have used it to brainwash impressionable young children into becoming my slaves. With my newfound power I shall transform my pet goldfish into a beautiful mermaid and try to have sex with her. But instead of turning her into a mermaid, the spell that I had cast turned her into a purple frog with a pink ribbon on his head. The frog leapt onto a lilypad and proceeded to croak and then the little bugger hopped into the house which sent the dogs bananas and looking for a cat to bite. But no cats were to be found close by, so the dog chased his own tail but eventually gave up and just licked his balls instead.