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I really wish I could give up smoking
but why would I do that? I enjoy it, as bad as it is for me, and hell, were all going to die someday, right?
When it came time for me to die, I hoped that I could
find my way out of this labyrinth. I had been stuck for some time and was not impressed by the endless dead ends i seemed to have a penchant for finding. I finally found
the £20 note that I had hidden in the freezer for emergencies.It was cold & crisp(as 1 would expect)so off I went
to the races in an enourmous hat that had feathers and fruit all over it. All was going well until the pineapple on the front of my hat nearly took someone's eye out, and I was graciously escorted from the track.
