One day Lindsay Lohan was driving in her car, when it occurred to her it would be a great idea to take some drugs, drink some wine and continue driving. She took some coke, downed some rose and drove off. She decided to drive to

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One day Lindsay Lohan was driving in her car, when it occurred to her it would be a great idea to take some drugs, drink some wine and continue driving. She took some coke, downed some rose and drove off. She decided to drive to Tesco to get ingriedients & a few bottles of vino for her date that night,as well as a few candles to create some ambience which was almost ruined when the house caught fire! But the firemen were so HOT it soon escalated into a free-for-all orgy that included circus midgets and a large lady dressed in a Ra Ra skirt & legwarmers. She was auditioning for 'Fame' the musical..'Fame Im gonna live forever! Fame.Im gonna learn how to fly high, but then again would I really want to fly? Do wings have brakes for instance? I certainly know this, being an Angel I use my brakes all the time, unless I do not like the person ., then I slam right into them, who cares?