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"Every day's the same," he sighed. "All I do is sit here and type stupid bits of stories in some dumb game like a totally sad
website where people submit absolute gibberish in the painful persuit of childish humor.
And with a frenzy of masturbating dogs
The noise was terrible - but still didnt manage to drown out Bernards question "Can I do a wee-wee in your hair and spank you with a cheap pair of plastic tennis shoes...?". "Sure!" I said "But only if you
wax the car, mow the lawn and paint the fence!"
Later on 65 people died in a freak "mincepie" accident - although later evidence showed it to be simple a case of too little too late.
euchrid
Big Vadge Madge
Harold Bishop
arkaya
