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People say that talking to yourself is a sign of madness. I disagree, some of the best conversations i've had have been with myself. for example i once said, oh look at that jumper in the shop window, and i replied
what the hell is that? I turned and
said "scooby doo, where are you?"
I dont know, where the hell are my scooby snacks?
just then i had remebered that my mom was complaining that i had left them
on the corner staring into the heavens. Meanwhile, i found a nice little diner where i enjoyed a blue plate special, and left the cute waitress a hefty tip. Not a bad yom kippur all things considered.
