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My uncle is a very wise man. When I was fourteen, he took me aside and said he wanted to tell me about his accident with the whole pickle juice and pee and shit and come in the rim of a car tire until it goes green and then I throw it away because it's of absolutely no use at all to anyone, except possibly initiates in the order of the iron glove. The sect's secret rituals and morally reprehensible practices tend to offend all but the most devoted initiates. They could prove to be a challenge to actually get a man to turn the tv off during dinner time. If I ever succeed, I will sell my method to womankind everywhere and be rich.
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823305044 621545188 Ok, some writers have a different flair, however if you wish to become a serious writer, you need to focus on keeping with the flow... Otherwise other writers will not respect you. Juice, pee and shit clearly does not belong to this story. CatNils Mon, 24 Sep 07 05:38:40 AM
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