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"This is a very fine vintage!", the man said, as he leaned back in his rocking chair and took another bite from his salt lick.
The weary traveller had crossed the great desert, and had related a tale of how he had lost his toaster to a gang of ruthless
lesbian nun's. This gang had been responsible for the strap-on gang-rape of the Bishop of Southwark on several occassions, that was until they realised he wasn't a woman but a man in a silk dress!
Mardi Gras was full of freaks like that. Jim decided to ignore the celebrating mob and continue with the investigation. Somehow he had to
open the box of chocolates, replace one chocolate (a nut - his favourite) with the engagement ring then rewrap it perfectly. It ended up being too much bother, so he just
kicked up his heels and skipped town.
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