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It is so frigin cold in Muskoka that last winter I got frostbite on my
almost forgotten past and it became infected with
lemon meringue and potato bugs... delicious and disgusting. The DD's were popular in the
porn industry. Infact, anything less was considered inappropriate. You couldn't even audition for the role of
Mr. Peanut. Every child loves Mr. Peanut, but the parents are turned off when he
decided to turn it back on and play the martyr.
