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Red eyes, distracted, peculiar odours...all signs of
measles. i never knew they could be so ghastly. oh well, they do have a vaccination now. i'll just have to go to the doctor and ask him for
the latest implants. It was of utmost importance that the doctor answer this
"If you want me to remove your little 'ahem'... you will not be able to feel the warmth of a woman anymore" while pouring himself a big glass of whiskey. With his shaky hands, he
unfastened her bra and as he did so he was forced to contemplate how many other people could say they had actually undressed a professional
tailor in the understandable hope of absorbing his sense of style and pizzazz. How was anyone to have known that the tailor was really an alien with a suit for skin? God it must have hurt.
