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Pogo, the coca chewing dog, decided to diversify into the jewelry making busines
s, as an apprentice fob designer
, I figured that I ought learn what 'fob' meant and quick. The master designer was a cranky old creepy bastard who beat me
over the head with packet of custard creams. He then took the biscuits out of the packet and forced them down my
throat, with a shot of
bleach. that will clear him out said peter, he will be fine in a week just dont feed him carrots.
