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when suddenly, I heard an almighty crash. It appeared that the world may have ended
but we still have Lib's beautiful form to worship, in the form of a statue placed in
a rather provocative pose involving
a dahlia, two tyres and a bottle of Domestos. It was built by the noted sculptor
Pygmalion, long before he created Galatea. It was a terrible statue, and it looked like
rain after the opening, so everyone hid under their umbrellas for the next two hours precisely, before re-emerging to perform sinister and bizarre ceremonies with a chocolate orange.
